Comedy, humour and fun of Having Tail

God has made us complete. But for a while think that if the human beings would have tail what was to happen?

O my God......

The life was to be much different.

Imagine every one is roaming on the roads waiving the tails. The long beautiful tails of different colours and sizes everywhere. Children running with small tails like apes or baboons. Girls with the tails of different designs and colours trimming them from waist to shoulders on back. Boys frilling tails to show youth. Old women and men dragging their week tails on the ground and much older have circled their tails around waist.

A young boy is standing in precious genes combing his hair with hands and waiving his tail to impress a girl. The girl feels shy and chafes hands on the frill of his tail. Or secretly shakes his tail to say YES. what a great dealing manner.

A man sitting on the bench, reading a newspaper and is shaking his tail to keep the dust, flies and mosquitoes away.

A girl, looking into hand mirror is blushing on his face with the frill of his tail.

A woman waiting for bus, is holding his three children in one hand with their tails.

A mom is beating his child while holding his tail and he is circling around crying.

The sounds and voices in the parks and roads were to be like this.

" The girl is not so much but the tail is impressive."

" O guy what a tail. how did you made it so"

" Mind your tail please, It is touching my secret parts of body".

" Hey! your foot is on my tail" " Madam, Your tail cover dropped. Have it."

" How dare you touch my tail bloody fool."

The marketing and the advertisements were to be like this.

" Hello.... we care your tail more than you. Come here for special tail massage. The beautiful girls will do tail to tail massage. We make your tail A traffic stop tail."

" Save your husband from other women's tail. Make your own tail sexy and attractive. come for new designs of tail varieties."

" If your tail has broken. No worry. We provide you Asian, German, American, Chinese and african tails. Change your old fashioned tails with the modern tails. we deal your tail with love."

" All kinds of tail accessories, special combs, oils, creams, lotions for tails are available here."

The tails was to play a great role in the fighting. How would you feel while you are beating a person with your tail. He pulls your tail Or you both are caught tail to tail. What a scene it would be. Suddenly the Police comes, " Halt....Down your tails... hurry up". & You are arrested by tail.

Imagine The Traffic Sargent is controlling the traffic on the road with his tail. Left.. right... stop".

Some one is crying that his tail is caught in the chain of bicycle. The conductor of the bus warns " Keep your tails inside the windows". If we find no seat we were to be able to use our folded tail as a seat. WOW. What a facility. There were to be special cloths and covers for tails of different sizes, just secret like the breast figure size.

Congrautulations to the women in this case. Suppose they have been blessed with tails. Now the household work is much easy. The women can use their tails like hands. While cooking with two hands busy, they can pick up saucer and pepper with their long tail. See a woman is shaking broth and adding salt with his tail. Just pick up the lid with the tail and taste the chicken on stove. Wash the utensils with the frill of the tail. Serving the meal is very easy. How would it seem if a woman comes on the dining table with chicken and rice in two hands and water of jug with the tail. when the meal is over, she gathers the pots just dragging with her tail. The sweeping needs nothing now. Just sweep with the tails while walking. Morning will not be so busy. While combing a child for school, she is cleaning her husband's coat with tail and both are thanking her at the same time. Standing at the gate she is saying good bye to them waiving her tail and they are replying with more waving tails.

The boss comes to the office and the whole staff welcomes him shaking their tails. Everyone appreciates his tail and he says thanks and moves his tail to and fro. His female secretary bows her head down and rises her tail up to greet the boss. The boss is looking greedily not at her lips or cheeks but at her frilly tail. " Nice tail honey. keep it down. Don't take my heart." Boss' heart speaks. The clerk comes in with two files in hands and one in tail. Boss catches one rising his tail. " Young man. Keep your tail up. This is not your home. It's office." The boss gets angry on loose tail of his crew.

The army was to manage their tails along with hands and foot. How a soldier will look with tight steps, a gun in one hand, waving other and his tail tight up from hip to head. See...... the frill is still vibrating. The Punishment were to be perhaps......." Stand On your tail for 30 minutes."

Come to cricket. The Sachin Tendulker was not to be LBW but Tail BW. Perhaps the bowlers and fielders had special tail throw varieties. The winning captain is giving his comments like this, " Actually the tail of Shane Warn worked good. His tail has given us the cup." and the whole cowed is crying and waiving tails.

In the aeroplane the waitress' are serving with tails. In the houses people are eating, holding spoons in their tails. Some is changing TV channels with remote by his tail. The dad is enjoying tea sip by sip holding the cup with his tail.

What about lovers. Lips to lips and tail to tail. Yes it's the real scene. the girl says " mmmmmm......my tail is breaking. leave it, you naughty boy." and the boy says. " Who can leave such a fire making tail my sweety." Both are chafing their tails on the faces of each other. The boy bites at her tail with love and the girls makes a little cry "OUCH" and makes a lovely stroke at his face.

The songs were to be like this.

" where are you O.. beloved, my tail is sad for you. It weeps and it is mad for you." OR

" My tail does not waive since you went, It is just now down and bent." OR

" Yum, Yum, Yum............ my tail says to you..................come, come." OR

" When we were young , our tail were high, now they are down and in the times we will drown."

" Allas my tail has no more charm for you..........and I owe nothing warm for you....."

"Allass my taiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiLLLLLLLLLLLLLL."

The American president is delivering his speech to a big crowed and his tail is waiving higher behind his head. " We have started a special search on tails. Soon you will be able to have the tails of your own wish."

Let us have a view of your birth,The sounds in your house on your birth were to be like this,

" Congratulation your baby has a lovely tail"

" mmmmmmmmmmmah the tail of my baby is just like that of his father." It is your mom, certifying your fatherhood.

"Not a good tail honey, my baby had a fairy tail when born." It is your neighbour aunt feeling jealousy on your gracious tail.

"What a tail, just like that of you darling." Its your father showing his love to your mom and she is feeling pride of his tail and plays with its frill.

on your birthday the greeting song was to be, " Happy birthday, O taily........ baby. May your tail be frilling............keep alway flies ooooooooofffffffffffffff, with taillllllllll, and killing"

And at the death, your relatives will have been praying,

" O God, the deceased was a good man. O God see his tail is still raised up even after his death. We are witness that he never keep his tail down. Please let him live in the heaven and care his tail much. Good Bye O great tailed relative."

When you will imagine the human being with tails you will find yourself not on the other earth but on other planet. Apply the tailed men and women in each field of life and get funny feelings, imaginations, humour, entertainment and enjoy.